Our Healing F*ck Off Spray will Smudge, Cleanse & Banish all negative energies from any space without the thick smoke from a smudge stick – Smudging is an ancient ritual & ceremony done in order to clear all negative energies via the scent of the pure essential oils & the water vapour of the spritz.
"For those occassions when dealing with people who think they have wit, but are just a twit, when manners must prevail over profanities, when those energy thieves just don't know when to quit, F*CK OFF SPRAY! Just a few quick spritzes to get rid of the twit-zes!"
Our 100ml bottle is the perfect size to take in your handbag anywhere you go for those moments when you need to clear a rooms negative energy & lift the mood, fast!
Our Healing F*ck Off Spray will Smudge, Cleanse & Banish all negative energies from any space without the thick smoke from a smudge stick - Smudging is an ancient ritual & ceremony done in order to clear all negative energies via the scent of the pure essential oils & the water vapour of the spritz.
Pure Essential Oils - This Healing F*ck Off Spray only has responsibly sourced plant based, 100% pure essential oils, with no man made fragrances with Moon Blessed Pure Spring Water.
- White Sage - To dispel negative energy, to aid in achieving a healing state, to solve & reflect on spiritual dilemmas, it also contains Thujone shown to enhance ones intuition.
- Clary Sage - To support creativity & intuition, to aid in stress reduction, natural antidepresent, relieve anxiety, aids in balancing energy power.
- Palo Santo - Literally translates to Holy Wood & has been known to ward off bad spirits, spiritual energy cleansing & clearing, also in aiding stress reduction.
- Rosewood - Associated with the heart chakra, it has a compassionate & healing energy, it aids in self love & in the love of others, it is also known as an aphrodisiac.
- Lavender - To cleanse your environment of negativity, sets the intention for a peaceful & grounded energy before starting your ritual, to meditate, to manifest, to conduct your smudging ceremony!
- Jasmine - Can improve arousal & help relieve some symptoms of depression, while lifting the mood. In ritual work it is used to heighten spiritual awareness, lift spirits & quiet the nerves.
"F*ck Off Spray, wickedly good fun!"
Our Healing F*ck Off Spray will Smudge, Cleanse & Banish all negative energies from any space without the thick smoke from a smudge stick – Smudging is an ancient ritual & ceremony done in order to clear all negative energies via the scent of the pure essential oils & the water vapour of the spritz.
"For those occassions when dealing with people who think they have wit, but are just a twit, when manners must prevail over profanities, when those energy thieves just don't know when to quit, F*CK OFF SPRAY! Just a few quick spritzes to get rid of the twit-zes!"
Our 100ml bottle is the perfect size to take in your handbag anywhere you go for those moments when you need to clear a rooms negative energy & lift the mood, fast!
Our Healing F*ck Off Spray will Smudge, Cleanse & Banish all negative energies from any space without the thick smoke from a smudge stick - Smudging is an ancient ritual & ceremony done in order to clear all negative energies via the scent of the pure essential oils & the water vapour of the spritz.
Pure Essential Oils - This Healing F*ck Off Spray only has responsibly sourced plant based, 100% pure essential oils, with no man made fragrances with Moon Blessed Pure Spring Water.
- White Sage - To dispel negative energy, to aid in achieving a healing state, to solve & reflect on spiritual dilemmas, it also contains Thujone shown to enhance ones intuition.
- Clary Sage - To support creativity & intuition, to aid in stress reduction, natural antidepresent, relieve anxiety, aids in balancing energy power.
- Palo Santo - Literally translates to Holy Wood & has been known to ward off bad spirits, spiritual energy cleansing & clearing, also in aiding stress reduction.
- Rosewood - Associated with the heart chakra, it has a compassionate & healing energy, it aids in self love & in the love of others, it is also known as an aphrodisiac.
- Lavender - To cleanse your environment of negativity, sets the intention for a peaceful & grounded energy before starting your ritual, to meditate, to manifest, to conduct your smudging ceremony!
- Jasmine - Can improve arousal & help relieve some symptoms of depression, while lifting the mood. In ritual work it is used to heighten spiritual awareness, lift spirits & quiet the nerves.
"F*ck Off Spray, wickedly good fun!"
At Muse Crystals, we aim to provide a smooth and efficient shopping experience. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location and order details. Here’s a quick overview of our shipping and handling procedures:
Handling Time:
- Orders are processed and dispatched within 1 business day.
Shipping Rates:
Australia:
- Standard Shipping: Average cost ranges from $6.50 to $15.50.
- Express Shipping: Flat rate of $25.
International:
- Standard Shipping: Cost: $15 to $35 (varies by destination and weight, handling fees apply).
Shipping Time:
Australia:
- Standard Shipping: 2-8 business days.
- Express Shipping: 1-4 business days.
International:
- New Zealand: 4-11 business days.
- Asia: 10-20 business days.
- USA: 10-20 business days.
- Canada: 10-20 business days.
- UK: 5-18 business days.
- EU: 5-20 business days.
- Rest of the World: 14-30 business days.
Please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and any unforeseen circumstances that may arise during transit.
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At Muse Crystals, we want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If for any reason you are not, we offer a hassle-free returns and refunds policy. Here are the key details:
Returns:
- 30-Day Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to initiate a return.
- Unused and Unaltered Condition: The item(s) must be in their original, unused, and unaltered condition to be eligible for a return.
- Return Shipping: Please note that return shipping costs are the responsibility of the customer, unless the return is due to a mistake on our part or a defective item.
Refunds:
- Once we receive and inspect the returned item(s), we will process your refund within a reasonable timeframe.
- Refunds will be issued back to the original payment method used for the purchase.
- Please note that it may take several business days for the refunded amount to reflect in your account, depending on your financial institution's processing times.
For more detailed information or to initiate a return, please contact our customer support team or view our Refund Policy for more information. We are here to assist you throughout the process and ensure your satisfaction with our products.
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Explore our diverse range of carefully curated crystals and unique gifts, where every piece tells a story. Connect with the magic of each item, chosen for its quality and vibrancy to enrich your collection. Visit us in Loganholme, Queensland, or discover your next treasure online today.